Bandwagon Jumper Says Guess My Lyrics

actually a bare minimum of the stuff you guys have never heard came up so you're really lucky.

Introduction:
1. Open your current playlist and put it on shuffle.
2. Write down your favorite line from each of the songs.
3. Let your friends list guess the song title and artist without looking it up anywhere.

1:

We're calling all bed wetters and ambulance chasers
Poor picker-pockets, bring 'em in
Come join the youth and beauty brigade
We're lining up the light-loafere'd
And the bored bench warmers
Castaways and cutouts, fill it up
Come join the youth and beauty brigade

2: Barracuda - Heart

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You'd have me down, down, down, down on my knees
Now, wouldn't you,

3:

ultra-violet rays are washing over all the boys and girls
as their moms lay tanning by the pool
oh look their dads arriving home all the children hug his neck unaware of their inheritence
all of the experts say you aught to start them young
that way they'll naturally love the taste of corporate cum

4: Steady As She Goes - The Raconteurs

Your friends have shown a kink in the single life
You've had too much to think, now you need a wife

5. Here's To The Night - Eve 6

Are you willing to be had? Are you cool with just tonight?

6.

Whoever fits her usually gets her
It was the strangest thing
How she moved so fast , moved so fast
Into that wedding ring

7. Here I Go Again - Whitesnake

Though I keep searching for an answer,
I never seem to find what I'm looking for
Oh lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on,
cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

8. Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the Sinners are much more fun...

9. Perfect World - Billy Talent

I never got the whole story, not 'til after she left me
Baby I don't need you, well baby I don't need you
Word on the street is she fucked him, while we were playing in Cleveland
Well baby I don't need you, you're fading in my rearview

10.

I’m looking up, At the moving clouds
I’ve been down so long but I still think you might come around
So I’m making plans for when you feel better
You just might want someone more familiar
You won’t find anyone else to take you back
Now sometimes you’re an angel
But you’re usually a pain in the ass

11. Collide - Howie Day

I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again

12. Vindicated - Dashboard Confessional

So turn up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'll be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away

13. Cannonball - Damien Rice

there’s still a little bit of your taste in my mouth
there’s still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
it’s still a little hard to say what's going on
there’s still a little bit of your ghost your witness
there’s still a little bit of your face i haven't kissed
you step a little closer each day
that i can’t say "what's going on?"

14.

2P, you take my control
teach me how to rock and roll or i'll fall down and die
i bet you don't know how to find our extra life times ninety-nine
i know you tried but still we died
our game is over

15. Lithium - Nirvana

I'm so horny, but that's okay ...My will is good

Annnnnd GO!!