Dear Beer

Up until now we've had a fairly good natured relationship, but I think we might have to limit the amount of time we see each other. I just don't think I'm ready for this kind of commitment. Perhaps we should limit contact to weekend evenings from now on? If I keep hanging out with you on such a consistent basis I will lose the ability to focus on the important things I should be doing. Unfortunately you accompany so many of my favourite things it will be hard to give you up. Chicken wings will go solo, Kareoke will be much more nerve wracking, and kissing girls at parties much more difficult. So I guess what I'm saying is when I wanna hang lets hang, but when your not necessarily crucial to the situation please for the both of us fuck off.

Sincerely,

Joe Guitar